Brand Mascots Prints

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'Have you no common scents?!'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"That's our new church mascot."

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"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

I expect you all to be team players

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

Peace on Earth

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

Designer Pouch

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"Great-looking tie!"

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

'It's the philosophy of the company that truth in advertising begins at home.'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."