Brand Following T-Shirts

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"It's from Neiman-Marcus. We've been pre-approved to receive their catalog."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The Alpha Seltzer

'We've re-branded.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"That shirt is so last year."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Giraffe Selfie

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"My husband's in advertising."

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Fashion Mistake.

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'