Brand Critics Pillows

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Your ad here!

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

CATCHY NAME

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Peace on Earth

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Posters of the Sahara

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.'

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

'Remember young brave to always face evil without fear...To have our tribe on foam and underwear!'

Dodgy Marketing

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"