Branch Balancer Mugs

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The boss can see you now."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'He has a learning disorder.'

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

Playing With Peace

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

'After a cursory examination, the outside auditor is demanding his money up front.'

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

Stressed over time management (colour)

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."

The Economic Crisis

"Yes, I said creativity is good. But not with the balance sheets."

'If stocks are up, bonds are down. If bonds are up, stocks are down. It's life's Yin and Yang.'

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

Bath Juggler

"I think we need to spnd more time with the children,how many have we got?"

Do you remember the old days when people read books at the beach?

'Why doesn't anyone ever ask me how I combine marriage and a career?'