Brake Failure Survivor Prints

'I'm sorry to hear about your Husband's little car crash... By the way, here's my bill for fixing his brakes.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Barbeque Casualty.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Sporting maladies.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'You've got a broken finger.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Sling

Traffic Jam.

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

'I'll soon have you in stitches but it's no laughing matter.'

'It's an old baseball injury.'

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'I'll be able to play the piano in 2 days? Well I couldn't before the accident!'

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"