Brainy Yet Quirky Mugs

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Lost and Profound.

"She's always been a quick learner."

Positive Thinking

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

The Scientist

Eureka!

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Dr.Phil McGraw

The world of Freudian slips...

Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

'Now, just for laughs, let's give him the dog brain and see what happens.'

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

Free Thinking.

Rene Descartes

'Doctor Luftkopf is working on a United Field CONSPIRACY Theory.'

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

With the brain being next to the ears, Ernie's started dwearing plugs --- He's heard "intelligence leaks" have been a big problem recently.

Albert Einstein

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Tell me more about your kleptomania - Darn where did I put my notebook?

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"

"Hi you're on my brain"

'Think fast!'

"My thoughts aren't any better outside the box!"

"No thanks. Me Vegan!"