Brainy Buff Prints

'You're in denial.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"Is it that bad?"

X-ray Psychology.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Spindle Neurons

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'It looks like our data.'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Nervous Student

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Body Systems

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Rubik's ice cube.

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

MI5 Press Office

Too much Inflammation

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory