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'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

"Stop having good ideas for other people."

'It all started when my train of thought was deregulated....'

'Head of Ideas' In and Out trays

'Think Tank: Keep it clean.'

'Bertie, may I bounce something off you?'

"Those weren't pitches! I was bouncing off ideas."

"Since good, fast, cheap didn't work out, it's time for plan B."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Thinking Gears

' A good idea '

Light Bulb Moment

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Team Leader

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

Empty box of ideas

Bright idea

Creative department

Worry tank

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Innovative

Blue sky thinking

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

Brainstorm in progress.

Elevator Pitch

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."