Brain Surgery Aficionado Mugs

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

The Map of the human brain

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'You do Botox?'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

X-RAY

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

Body Building

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

This is your brain on cartoons

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'I think he is a composer.'

Anatomy.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only Google has those records."

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

He really puts his heart into it!

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.