Brain Surgery Aficionado Mugs

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

The Map of the human brain

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'You do Botox?'

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

X-RAY

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Body Building

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

This is your brain on cartoons

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'I think he is a composer.'

Anatomy.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only Google has those records."

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

"We find that when we damage the part of the brain that contains ethical boundaries, the patient becomes much more adept at screwing people."

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."