Brain Mapping Pillows

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Innovative

X-ray Psychology.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Id/Ego/Superego.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

X-RAY

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Motorway of the Self

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

"I'm following up on the why did the chicken cross the road question. I'm researching why did the thought cross the mind."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Oceanographer

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.