Brain Food Enthusiast Prints

'I hate it, but it is brain food.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Nervous Student

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

'Try the fish. It's brain food.'

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Quick Crossword.

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

Maze inside a man's brain.

'You're in denial.'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Theories expounded

'I didn't hire a lawyer, but I found a neuroscientist who can explain why it wasn't my fault.'

Free Thinking.

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

'I represent the Student Cafeteria Committee. With finals coming up, we demand more fish on the menu. We hear that's brain food.'

Brains on the field.

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

Doctor to lady: 'I'll be reading your chart as soon as I finish today's Sudoku puzzle.'

'Yes, Dear, I know fish is brain food, but maybe you should cut down a little!'