Brace Face Champions Mugs

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

"Wanna hear a real funny joke?"

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'Come now, Mr. Glickman. It's just a routine operation - nothing at all to be alarmed about!'

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

Will work for dental plan.

Her older brothers always made her go down to the basement first. She wasn't afraid. The monster wasn't down there. It was upstairs, under her bed.

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.

"You have braces, young man. Next Halloween, no super sticky candy."

"Braces? I'm just not comfortable with all that metal in my mouth."

'Busy day?'

"The best hot dogs in the city should be hard to get."

'Never mind sir, going bald means less hair to keep tidy.'

"We couldn't see Santa. Her braces set off the metal detector."

Teeth with Braces.

Transgender personnel in the military.

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