Box Openers United Prints

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

High-gravity baseball

How Amazon was invented

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Honesty in retail

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Save the world together

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Boy on computer. Harassed Dad says: 'It's Boxing Day and already his toys are on eBay.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

The pop-up book of fighters

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

Boxing Snowmen.

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

"I love Boxing Day"

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

Martin Luther King's Dream: UNITED States

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Boxing Day

Final clearance sale.

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

December 24th and the December 26th.