Box Explorers Mugs

'That's the box your presents came in.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Field Trip!

Take me to your leader. . .

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

Repairing the UFO

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

Alien Painting Moon

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."