Bowlers With Flair Pillows

'At least my shirt and shoes are kind of cool.'

Cricket Accidents.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

King Pin

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

Joe Hundredaire

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Stonehenge Bowling

"It's no use with him. It's over."

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

Extreme Bowling.

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Cricket ball deliveries

'What are YOU doing here?'