Bowl Licker Prints

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

"Mom, can I lick the bowl?"

Cricket Accidents.

"Fill it up!"

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

King Pin

Fido and Fifi

Bowling ball head.

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Pin-atas

Eating raw cake mix.

Fish Food

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Football

'Where's your goldfish?'

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

Cricket ball deliveries

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

People Who Talk To Elvis...

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

Cricket.

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Chess bowling.

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

'It was in accident, I was thinking about the big tournament see...'