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Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

Little ship of horrors

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Disco Owls

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

Bowling ball head.

Owl Through Time

"I'm more of a day owl."

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

Bowl Games.

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

Fish Food

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

Owl

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

Who's Hoot

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."