Bow-ties Prints

Butterfly Bow-tie.

The day the stock market went UP.

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

wealth investment

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

A Meeting of Great Ties.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

I think the cat wants to go out.

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Occupational Hazards.

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

'I've turned into my mother.'

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

Tie-Land.

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

The first birthday gift.