Bovine Care Prints

'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Foster failure"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Quick, start the car!"

Billy. The Kid.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Haute Suture

Hush puppy.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Support group for sheep.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'You know too much!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Love a Mutt