Bovine Balladeer Mugs

'Cattle Driver.'

Motorherd

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Cow writer.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

BOO MOO!

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Your Country Needs MOO!

Grass: We lost some good men today!

The Cud Food Guide

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Who are you?

Triple Sock Cow

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

'Torville and Cow'.

'Be gentle with me!'

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"Yeah, I'm an IVF baby too, and my sire's registration is CANM2044017 too! We're half brothers!"

"I love it!"

If cows would write fairy tales...

Udder Horns.

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'