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Bouncing Baby Handler Prints
Decorate their nursery or living space with art prints that recognize the strength and humor of bouncing baby handlers. A creative way to celebrate new parenthood.
Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!
31. 19. 55.7.
'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'
Batman's Baby
"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."
"There you go with that typical police mentality."
"He did it!"
"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."
"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog
'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'
'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.
Pogo Cellist
Why The Ball Is Jumping Out
Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.
"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!
"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."
'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'
Space Hopper
'...Because its easy to draw.'
"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"
"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"
"I don't want it to look like I don't appreciate your qualifications and experience, but you're talking a lot of crap."
Trampoline Roller Paint
"My exercise routine appears to be working as long as I hang around fat people."
"Whoa! What are the chances?"
'If it's any consolation, your portfoilo is now in a far better place.'
Stationary mountain bike.
Space Hopper Rodeo
'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'
"I get more respect wearing a uniform."
Woman does yoga with a baby.
Potty trainers hotline
Other Peoples Babies.
Super high bounce trampoline park
Bouncing Baby Handler Prints Collection
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