Bottle Height Measurer Mugs

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Bottletrees.

"Quick swig first?"

'It's for you.'

"Your shout!"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Submarine

Great Moments in Beer

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

Wine from all regions.

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

Amateurs de vin...

'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.'

Bottle Battle