Bottle Art Aficionado Prints

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Sauvignon Bonk

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"I make it myself!"

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"So the wife says to me, you need to take the dog out..." "Wine list, please."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

The wine-shop

'S'more wine?'

Catch and release dating.

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

Cheers

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Wine tasting

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

Champagne

Restaurant in the Strand.