Botany Enthusiast Prints

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Venus Fly Trap and Patient Share Drip

'That new Dutch biology teacher sure knows how to pack'em in!'

"How can you let them land on you like that and not eat them?"

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'Gesundheit'

'That so turns me on.'

A flower leans over and steals its owners drink.

Flower appreciation guide book

Talk to your plants. But not with your mouth full.

"We have to keep it very hot in here - it's for the houseplant."

The Big House Garden Centre: Disguise your abject poverty with our fast growing confiers.

Tree

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Too much cilantro

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I've seen a tulip before."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."