Botany Buff Mugs

'Well I'll be darned, I guess he is allowed.'

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Garden Goddess.

"It's an orchid."

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"As you pass that box of leaves around, I'll explain how I learned I was immune to poison ivy!"

Weeping Willow

Oak Tree

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Two neighbours doing their gardening.

'Wow, check out the blooms on that cutie. I bet she's GM.'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Dandelions.

African Lion/Mountain Lion/Dandelion.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

Anorexic flora.

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

Slam!

'I love the smell of spring!'

Nightshade

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Seed of Doubt

David Attenborough

"It appears to have all the physical properties of a normal plant. . . Hello - what's this?"

Adults only (for plants)

Blooms

Venus Fly Trap

Plant Lady