Botanical Zen Master Mugs

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Zenemies.

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Guru.

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Show off."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'It's noble of you to want to keep your employees happy, but I can't help by prescribing something for them.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"Hoarder."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"First you make a roux."

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Zenboni

Work Life Balance.

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

'This is a spiritual journey, Buddy...not a road trip.'

Relax.