Botanical Jest Appreciator Mugs

'Where did those seeds you planted get to?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Summer wants.

Climate Change Road

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Paving over the window-box

Suburban street.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Gardeners

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

Botanical violinist

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

Winter & Spring

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates

'Today's homily is on irreverence.'

Two men arguing in front of florist shop.

"Nothin's too good for my wife! What have you got for around five bucks?"

"Hi hi hi! ça choutille!"

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

'Will the defendant explain to the Court why he refuses to be called 'the accused'?'

"Look if I have to explain the meaning of existence, then it isn't funny."

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'

"Live Fast. . . Die Young."