Botanical Comic Enthusiast Mugs

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"You spoil that plant!"

House Plant Party

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Give Chlorophyll.

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

'I love plants and it also give me many more places to hide.'

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."