Boss Wrangler Mugs

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

Charlie Takes a Time Out

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

Parental Training Course

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

"I handle chatty people for him."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

The Drone Ranger

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

Christo's greatest challenge.

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

Happy Birthday MUM!

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'I enjoy sweating the small stuff. It adds to my fitness workout.'

'But we can't go to Australia for our honeymoon, you know how my Mother hates flying!'

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

A farmer builds a fence around a very stubborn bull