Boss Vibes Appreciator Mugs

"That's the deal, pal-I've drawn my line in the sand."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Old Time Television Channel

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Born to be Mild.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"He's So Your Type."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

Easter Bonnet

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

Smiley Victory Fingers

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

'Oooh, looks like the welcome wagon is on its way!'

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'

Un-Hip-Flask

'I can't say that I have a specific interest in presidents or scientists. What have you got in the way of autographs by short, obnoxious autocratic bosses?'

Endangered species stamps

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

"Why? Because I'm the master, that's why."

Cool Daddio-Jazz mp3s.

An aged juvenile.