
"You can't say that to a customer!"
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"You can't say that to a customer!"
"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."
'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'
'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'
'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."
'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'
"This position has become very important to the company."
"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"
'What sort of mission statement is that?'
'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'
I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.
'That's our mission statement.'
'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'
"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."
'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'
'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'
"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."
'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'
So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?
"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."
'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'
"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."
"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."
'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'
"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."
'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'
"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."
'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'
"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'
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