Borrower Of Style Gifts

"You borrowed your sister's dresses again, Irene?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Amy Winehouse

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Le Corbusier

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

A grave with an array of beauty products

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

Blonde girl

Bag Lady.

All-you-can-wear.

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

Sty Guru

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

Bride

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

Drink Head.

'Committee For The Preservation Of Cads'

Gentlemen do not expose their knees in the metropolis.

'Hey baby, I'll bet you're wondering who's convertible that is outside.'

This year we all got beards!

"He's on a motorcycle!"

Madonna

'I hope I look as good as he does when I get his age.'

Lady rider jumping over a style

Mick Aston, Time Team - RIP.

Interesting, but not quite Lady Gaga.