'Will you knock it off. Your set wasn't that bad.'
Born Comedian Prints
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No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
They hated me.
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....
Zombie standup
Showbiz Awards
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
Trump pardons
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
'Your French dip, sir.'
'The circle is complete!'
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
No-Work Orange
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
The Rooster Comedian.
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
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