Boring Meeting Survivor Prints

"Dunhomin"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

Lethal Presentation

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Meeting not going well?"

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Unsuccessful board meeting.

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.'

"Maybe you do have all the answers but they didn't match any of our questions."

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

violence in workplace

"I've called this meeting so I could see all of you squirm."

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

There's a real disconnect going on here.

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

'Don't go too far out on a limb - he'll send you to a branch office.'