Boring Humor Appreciator Prints

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

Playing Fetch.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

baby sweetcorn...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Support group for sheep.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'