Bored Room Navigator Mugs

'Well I hope that my talk has been useful in helping you all to understand the work of reception staff.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Rowing machine on a river.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'My life is around here somewhere.'

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"Are we there yet?"

"I think we'd be lucky to have you taking over even if you weren't untainted."

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

'We reached mutual agreement... my way!'

"I apologize that we disturbed the peace, but this is a very volatile meeting."

"Boxing day is so boring."

An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

'I try never to agree with the boss ... unless he says something.'

Aurora Boring Alice

'If I didn't know better, I'd think I knew better.'

"I warned you not to play snooker with Monty."

Autobiographies.

"Mine's a large one!" "How I wish!"

'It's been raining all day. There's nothing to do.'

"I appreciate your concern, but I'll be fine. I always leave a trail of breadcrumbs whenever I venture in there."

'That's Fred, or as we call him, Napster.'

Person Of Interest/Uninteresting Person