"Looks like Congress decided to get serious about securing the border."
Border Security Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for a border security enthusiast? Discover witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that highlight their passion for border safety with a fun and thoughtful twist. Perfect for those who take border security seriously but love a bit of humor.
Government Shutdown
Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000
Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!
The Costs Of Doing War.
Division: US-Meixco Border Wall . . . Division - Americans on immigration issues.
Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!
'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'
The wall of the dead.
"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."
Relaxation of the visa regime.
I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'
"But - you've allowed eleven million illegal immigrants into the U.S. - it's still a problem...."
'Sure, but what if the melting pot boils OVER?'
The modern American airport
Fortress America
Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"
"Can a ten year old really declare his room a self-proclaimed state?"
"There - now we're safe and prosperous."
Man trips over a border.
"I hope there's something illegal in that luggage. Last time you made me open one just because they had a box of dog biscuits."
No Fly/No Gun
Stop Canadian terrorist beaver!
Walls protecting the USA.
Irish Border
"Well, it's better than nothing."
"You're totally paranoid - no one is swarming the border."
Statue of liberty surrounded by barbed wire
"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."
'Watch this. Before he joined the TSA he was a proctologist turned lawyer...'
Migrant caravan
'I'm not flying anywhere... I'm just here for the pat down search.'
'Is this a bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'
Problems at British customs
US unemployed sneak into Mexico.
Border Security Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Border Security Enthusiast Mugs
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Border Security Enthusiast Pillows
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Border Security Enthusiast Prints
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