Border Control Satirist T-Shirts

"Do I have gun, drugs or alcohol? Sure! What do you guys need and how much do you want to spend?"

Hard Border

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

Trump bullies Mexico

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

The wall of the dead.

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

"But - you've allowed eleven million illegal immigrants into the U.S. - it's still a problem...."

'I'm not a dog thief, kid, and whats more - it was horse thieves they used to hang!'

I know, but it's code.

'It's another notice from the government - they say we need to add airbags.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

Public Transport: Hell

"Can a ten year old really declare his room a self-proclaimed state?"

Ill eagle problem.

Man trips over a border.

Walls protecting the USA.

Irish Border

Immigration and Naturalization Service has no idea what it's doing.

COVID Drive Safe Thank you for not carpooling.

'We'll have to remove all these barrels back here - they're not hazardous enough.'

Statue of liberty surrounded by barbed wire

Highway sign: 'Menacing, Dangerous Truckers: Left Lane...'

Migrant caravan

"Sorry, Dr. Jekyll - you look nothing like your passport photograph. . ."

Traffic Calming in Bath

'He's got a point.'

Help Wanted: To Build a Wall.

'Last week he hit a speed bump.'

"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."

Borders

Problems at British customs

We Need a Wall to Protect the Troops We Need Because There's Not a Wall