Booze Blues Mugs

Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Shaken not stirred

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Punch Drunk

In case of falling markets break glass.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Wine of the Day Club

My first mistake.

Australian Mobile Bar

Join me in a beer?

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Stag night high jinks.

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Fallen Angel.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'You've had enough!'

'Dauber Micawber'

'You drink like a fish.'