Booze Blues Mugs

Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Shaken not stirred

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

In case of falling markets break glass.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Wine of the Day Club

Punch Drunk

My first mistake.

Australian Mobile Bar

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Join me in a beer?

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

Stag night high jinks.

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'You drink like a fish.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

'Dauber Micawber'

Fallen Angel.