Bookworms In The Afterlife Pillows

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Home Sweet Home

Multi-Generational Books

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Jorge Luis Borges

Thomas Keneally

In my day, they didn

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

Bookworm Romance

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

William Wordsworth

Books 'n' Carrots

We never fly anywhere anymore.

The Bible, signed copy.

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

Geoffrey Chaucer

'This is my friend Kate, a publisher of non-fiction, and that's her husband, non-Kate.'

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

#NationalPoetryDay

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Campus Library. How was your Russian poetry class? Rhyme and punishment.

The Raven - The Study at Night