Bookworm With A Sweet Tooth Mugs

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Friedrich Schiller

'Is this your first book launch?'

Trivia/Great Literature.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Childhood

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.