Bookworm's Nightmare Gifts

Surprise the book enthusiast in your life with a clever gift that captures the humorous side of bookworm struggles. Our collection features playful and relatable items for anyone who loves reading but sometimes dreams of a bookless day. Whether for a birthday, a funny surprise, or just because, these goodies make a tongue-in-cheek statement about the pitfalls of being a true bookworm.

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BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

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BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

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'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

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'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

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Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

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Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

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"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

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"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

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'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

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'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

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Eternal Student.

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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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Edgar Allen Poe

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"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

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"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

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Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

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Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading, mockup

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

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The DaVinci Code

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"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

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The Bookworm

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"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

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"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

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The Dorrie Decimal System

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'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

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'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

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No-Work Orange

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'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --ï¿½It's PG-13.'

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'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --ï¿½It's PG-13.'

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Television Readers.

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

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"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

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Honoré de Balzac

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"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

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"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

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'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

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'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

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"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

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"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

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Blue Stockings

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Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

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Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

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"My novel is not a doorstop!"

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The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

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The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

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Do your research!

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Bookworm's Nightmare Gifts Collection

Bookworm's Nightmare Mugs

Explore our collection of book-themed mugs that playfully poke fun at the bookworm's nightmare and bring humor to their morning routine.

Bookworm's Nightmare Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with fun, literary-inspired sayings that make the perfect gift for any book lover’s reading space.

Bookworm's Nightmare Prints

Browse our selection of prints featuring humorous and relatable bookworm quotes—add personality to any reading nook or home library.

Bookworm's Nightmare T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirt designs that capture the humorous side of a bookworm’s life—perfect for casual wear and bookish pride.