Bookworm On A Quest Prints

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The Witches Discover The Wok

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Childhood

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Lowbrow Lolita

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

The book is so much better than the film..

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Reading in the rain.

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

Marco Polo

The Colonel at home.