Bookworm Of The Bizarre Mugs

"Life after death"

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Eternal Student.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

The Bookworm

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Edgar Allen Poe

The DaVinci Code

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Television Readers.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

hard-boiled egg...

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

No-Work Orange

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Blue Stockings

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Honoré de Balzac

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."