Bookstore Regular Pillows

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

"I'm looking for a book about turtles."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

The practical psychopath

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Myths and legends...

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Self Help / Elf Help.