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Let's take a shelfie!!

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

The practical psychopath

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'The Lemming Book Store'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Monster Self-Help

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Sumo Love.

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

Books vs mobile phones

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'