Bookmaker Mugs

"Vinnie, we gotta talk about what 'bookmaking' means."

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Post Office vs Library - Which Will Close First?

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'

Risk assessment offered to punters.

'Some people are betting all their savings on me... I can't handle the pressure anymore...'

"I can't see this gambling commission working"

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

'I prefer 'Risk-metrics-analyst' to 'Bookie'. '

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

Who will close first?

'I'm thinking of starting a bookie club, are you in?'

A cheque of bookies

He's the type that gives racing a bad name!

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"You're under arrest. . . fly tipping."

"Well, my new boyfriend likes to read. He's a bookie."

Your horse just came in!

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

"Never mind! We've still got a few bob on labour to win."

"Business is slow. Everyone gets their bookies online now."

"I just joined the 'Bookie of the Month' club."

"A horse, a horse, my kingdom..."

'You're a bookmaker? Gee -- a literary man!'

'You're a bookmaker? Gee -- a literary man!'

His First Book: 'Look here, I've taken ten to one against Blueglass and I've given twelve to one against him! What do I stand to win?'

Mr. Verdant and his friend work out his book-making losses

Sports Bar. Do you even do any fantasy sports? Only when I'm making a bet on my favorite team.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."