Bookish Techies Prints

Boy trying to plug headphones into book.

Audio Books

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"This is it? No video?"

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

Pregnancy and Laptops

Man reading a tablet in library.

I like a good whodunit.

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

Bookmobile.

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

"How do I load this book into my computer?"

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

Coffee Table eBooks.

"When we have interactive books, the first thing I'm going to do is rush Little Nell to a hospital."

Man uses a television to hold up his book.

State of ye art pop-up technology

"...and this is the library..."

"What happened to the brain surgeon I married?"

Celebrity Book-Alikes

The relatively low impact of the e-piphany

'Between direct deposit, automatic payments, and credit cards, I haven't seen any money in years.'

'I'm sorry but this computer coupon is good only when printed on a color printer.'

'I need a cellphone that I'd look good yelling into.'

"Yes, I now use my phone as my wallet. How did you know?"