Bookish Spirit Pillows

Meet The Ghostwriter

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Reading in the family.

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

John Galsworthy

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

DATING FOR NON-DUMMIES

Theory of Gravity

William Blake.

(The really ugly duckling)

I like a good whodunit.

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

Fairy narratives

'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

Cheshire Cat

"School is loverly this time of year."

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.