Bookish Specter Mugs

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Note Book

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Reading in the family.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

John Galsworthy

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

William Blake.

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Edna O'Brien

Nonviolent Clue.

Drunk And Orderly

'Camilo José Cela'

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

Cheshire Cat

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'